Quick and Simple Funny Dog Sayings!

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If you are a dog mom or dad, then you’ll know all about these dog sayings.   You will probably have experienced them before or had the same feeling.  

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We kept these short and sweet.  No bells or whistles. 

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Dog Sayings

Dog saying, when I needed a hand. I found a paw!

when I needed a hand. I found a paw!

Life without a dog is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point.

Life without a dog is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point.

Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.

Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.

I work hard so my dog can have a better life.

I work hard so my dog can have a better life.

Without my dog my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.

Without my dog my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.

Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.

To err is human — to forgive, canine.

To err is human — to forgive, canine.

The best therapist has fur and four legs.

The best therapist has fur and four legs.

If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.

If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.

Funny Sayings

Funny dog joke

How does the healthy dog bark?
Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark?
Wutf? Wutf?

Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And all of them are wrong! Because I have the Best Dog!

Everyone thinks they have the best dog.
And all of them are wrong!
Because I have the Best Dog!

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I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to walk to their mailbox to see if the mailman came.

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to walk to their mailbox to see if the mailman came.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.

Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.

If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

I like the one about beggers.  If you need to some begging pooch faces, we got them!

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

So did you have a favorite?  Honestly, I have a few.  I like the mailman one.  At my house, I don’t only know about the mailman, but every neighbor.  My dog barks at anything and everything that gets near our house.

 

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